Going to the movies is always an exciting adventure. Its odd, but somehow people (or at least me) go to the movies with other people as a means to “hang out.” Even stranger is the idea that going to the movies alone is weird. Its not just that if nobody else wants to see it [...]
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This Is It!
Posted in Big Bytes on October 28, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Turning the Other Cheek
Posted in Big Bytes on October 13, 2009 | 10 Comments »
A few days ago I had a bowel movement that was remarkably large (this would be your signal to stop reading if you don’t find an endless string of toilet humor appealing – although, there will probably be one or two lines that are slightly high brow). My wife said I take shits like that [...]
The Heart of Darkness
Posted in Big Bytes on October 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The GPS navigator spoke truth, “Long Road Ahead.” It might be cliche, but it couldn’t be denied. The four of us were in the car at about 8 AM and a mile or two from the trailhead. This wasn’t the 150 mile hike I’ve written about, that’s been canceled indefinitely. This was to be a [...]
What a Workout Part 2 or Who Watches the Watchmen?
Posted in Big Bytes on September 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
As promised, the exciting conclusion to What a Workout… Last we communicated I was in the showers of Bally’s Total Fitness looking at the sign and seeing the slight glow of my own reflection. So, how did this accusation of my homophobia begin? Well, I think we have to go back further than the first [...]
What a Workout
Posted in Big Bytes on September 17, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Homophobia. Even in NYC, a supposed bastion of liberal ideas and epicenter of the American melting pot, its pervasive. I see it around me everyday. I work in a place that oozes with it. Ironically, I work in Chelsea, which has a large gay community, so you would think that people who have a problem [...]
Are You Ready!
Posted in Big Bytes on September 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Opening Sunday for the NFL! One of my favorite days of the year. Filled with possibilities. Every team, on opening day, could be the next Superbowl champion. The NFL is full of dream teams and Cinderella stories; wherever your team fits, on opening Sunday you have planned for them to dominate. Even the Detroit Lions, [...]
Great Expectations
Posted in Big Bytes on September 4, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I can’t stand it when any detail of a movie or book is spoiled. I don’t like watching the previews for next weeks episode of a television show. One of my best friends, however, reads the back page of a book before she reads the first page. My wife is very disappointed if our DVR [...]
Byte Me!
Why does the dog look at me when she takes a crap?
Why do I feel compelled to do things that are clearly beyond my physical limitations?
Why do people go to places that are louder than Chicago Stadium to try and talk?
Why do some people rip the filling out of a bagel before they eat it?
I might have an answer…May 2012 S M T W T F S « Nov 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Digested Bytes
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